Contact me:

By email


By phone

i will probably not pick up


using either my SIM or VoIP numbers

On Signal

using my SIM number

On WhatsApp

using my SIM number

On Messenger

to my continuous chagrin

On ham radio

DC Union Station repeater @ 447.3750 MHz, 123.0 Hz CTCSS tone, call sign WB7QFL

so human civilization as we know it has ceased to exist.

Do not pan­ic!

follow these simple instructions:

Record your message in blood upon a sheet of vellum from a black goat,

Seal it within a glass vessel under phlogisticated air, and

Throw it into an ocean riptide during a lunar eclipse.

I will respond within 5-10 business days.