Contact me:
By email
at jonathan.melville@hq.doe.gov
By phone
i will probably not pick up
By SMS
using either my SIM or VoIP numbers
On Signal
using my SIM number
On WhatsApp
using my SIM number
On Messenger
to my continuous chagrin
On ham radio
DC Union Station repeater @ 447.3750 MHz, 123.0 Hz CTCSS tone, call sign WB7QFL
By carrier pigeon
so human civilization as we know it has ceased to exist.
Do not panic!
follow these simple instructions:
Record your message in blood upon a sheet of vellum from a black goat,
Seal it within a glass vessel under phlogisticated air, and
Throw it into an ocean riptide during a lunar eclipse.
I will respond within 5-10 business days.